I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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