And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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