Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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