Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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