I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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