Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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