I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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