I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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