Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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