I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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