all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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