ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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