I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
