Where did you get a picture of my penis
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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