u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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