Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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