i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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