Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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