That's intense
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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