And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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