? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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