This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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