He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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