it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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