Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Randomize
