Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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