You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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