i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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