I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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