I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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