I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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