That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
