how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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