You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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