Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
