just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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