What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
time to smoke my breakfast
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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