Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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