just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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