does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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