it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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