so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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