there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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