You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
