Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there's paper in my vomit.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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