carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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