Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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