I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
