Where is the hickey?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it's like heaven, but drunker
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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