think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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