i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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