I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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