left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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