I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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