Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize