You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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